puppies are touchable happiness
Ricky Gervais tweet
they’re trying to mate on you.
no no okay I think I prefer the “sweet” thing thank you, no need for freak ant babies if you know what I’m saying
The next person who justifies why bugs land on me all the time with the answer of “because you’re so sweet!!!” will get smacked in the fucking face because they were just “standing there”
so I replace benedict cumberbatch with richard nixon in ponify and…
It looks like someone cut the image of their beloved out of a picture to put into a locket
TELL ME THIS ISN’T A ROMANTIC COMEDY. I DARE YOU.
DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
FUCK NOW I’M UPSET
Oh yeah, that tome of history compiled by a Mesopotamian priest on the History of the World, supposedly spanning back 40,000 years of history?
Fucking gone. Gone forever.
NOOOOO, DON’T REMIND MEEEE!